Pregnant lady vs Man: Height of misunderstanding :P :P

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.

In the court the man's deference was:-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was

pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:-"William's stick did the trick"..

Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:-

"Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..

The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing :D :D :D :D

Life story of Eminem

 "Eminem - Truly a LEGEND and INSPIRATION"

1. Failed consecutively in 9th for 3 years.

2. His mother used to take drugs and never bothered for him.

3. His Friends always beat him in toilets and near the lockers.

4. He was a very weak student.

5. He was divorced in 90'S.

6. Again married with his divorced wife and divorced in the same year.

7. Tried suicide but saved by the doctors.

8. Left drugs and again started singing new songs.

TODAY EMINEM IS A PHENOMENON .HE HAS WON 13 GRAMMY AWARDS AND HAS MORE THAN 60 MILLION FANS ON FACEBOOK.

''NEVER GIVE UP"

"Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love."

                                                                                                    - Eminem 

Professor Desai: A Person who live for others

Just like any other day while going office, I boarded a train for Andheri from Wadala station. I got down at Andheri Station to catch a train to Goregaon. But it happened to be a rather different and  surprising day when I heard a loud and clear voice in the first class compartment of Borivli bound train. I was surprised rather amused to see a man with thick mustache and well dressed with a box in his hand begging in the first class compartment of a train.In a clear and loud voice and fluent English he started by introducing himself as "Professor Desai". He went on to add that he runs an NGO named as "Shlok Sansathan" that helps the poor children of couple of Indian States to get education. The whole organization runs on donation given by the people and he himself begs to collect money to achieve his noble dream. I started listening him with more and more attention. He had few newspaper and magazine cuttings from leading daily newspapers and magazines of Mumbai and in different languages - English, Hindi, Marathi and Gujarati. He waved them and showed the to people sitting in the train like flash cards by reading the headlines given on the paper cuttings in its respective languages  One cut out of DNA newspaper headlined "He begs to educate poor" made me remember that even I read it several weeks ago. I was happy to see that such people still exists who still think of others. He added that he and his organization started four fully functional English medium schools for poor children in the state of Maharashtra that too free of costs and one school is under construction in Rajasthan. He said that he will continue opening free English medium schools all over India. After finishing his great speech, he appealed people in the train to donate according to their will. He went one by one to each passenger and kept the donation box in front of them. Many people came forward to give a helping hand for such a pure, greed less and noble cause. I was the unfortunate one as I didn't have cash in my wallet to give my piece of help. I was feeling so bad that I didn't contributed any thing. My BAD LUCK. After that day every day I wish if I could see him and donate some money for this noble cause of free education to poor children. He is shaping the less fortunate young generation of India into the human beings who will capable to establish their names and India's name in future. I really SALUTE and BOW down in front of this great man Professor Desai. Wish if everyone could think for the good of others!!!!

  "Life is all about to live for others and not to live for one selves"

A boy's bus journey................

Once 3 friends were travelling in the bus on their return journey. 1 was a girl and 2 others were guys. Girl to one of the friend: " My legs are paining....I want to sit!!!"

Boy: (looking for seat saw a n old man sitting on the ladies seat) "Wait, I will make him get up from that place."

Girl: "ok !!!"

Boy to old man: (patting his back) "hey"

But the old man was unmoved.

Boy again said to old man in a li'l loud voice: "hey get up."

Old man (In a very loud voice):  "Don't touch me. Others are not fool over here as u are.....Idiot."

All the 3 were shocked......she turned out to be an old woman with a boy cut hair.

They  all started smiling looking at other commuter's face............:) :) :D :D

50 most romantic things to do with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other. 

3. Cook for each other. 

4. Walk in the rain. 

5. Hold hands. 

6. Buy gifts for each other. 

7. Roses. 

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together. 

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. 

10. Write poetry for each other 

11. Hugs are the universal medicine. 

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. 

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. 

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie. 

15. Spend every second possible together. 

16. Look into each other's eyes. 

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and    kiss her lightly.

18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. 

19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking. 

20. Buy her a ring. 

21. Sing to each other. 

22. Always hold her around her sides. 

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal. 

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?) 

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over our heart. 

26. Dance together. 

27. Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your lap. (It looks real cute) 

28. Do things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it. 

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes. 

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love 

you. 

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them. 

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them. 

33. Always tell her how pretty she looks. 

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears. 

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points) 

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her. 

37. Hang out with ! his/her friends. (more brownie points) 

38. Go to church/pray/worship together. 

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. 

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice. 

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her. 

42. Make sacrifices for each other. 

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together. 

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't; thinking about them, and make sure they know it. 

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else. 

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages. 

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio. 

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other. 

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash. 

50. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, 

"Sweet dreams."  :) :) :)